I chuckled a little this morning as I recalled last night's dreams.  Because they are all a little stranger than normal, I considered not blogging today, but then I figured, what the heck?
The first is, in my opinion, the funniest of the bunch.  I was back in my 12th grade physics class (this came from seeing Miss McGlinchey, who is married and has a new last name now, at the Y last night!!  It was very exciting.)  Class had not started yet, so people were talking and wandering around the room.  Okay, I am legitimately a little embarrassed to write this: apparently there was a tampon dispenser in the projector which was located in the front of the classroom.  I approached with my 50 cents, and as I put the money in the slot, the projector turned on, and everyone in the class stopped talking and looked at me.  I thought, "This is kind of an awkward place for a tampon dispenser..."  (I am laughing out loud right now;  I hope you are too.)
In the second dream I was sitting in my nutrionist (Trish)'s office, and she was making lattes on a fancy espresso machine.  (Talking about healthy eating while drinking lattes sounds like a dream to me!)  It was a recent addition to her practice :)  Then the dream shifted; I entered a room and saw lots of lattes sitting on the floor under a coffee table.  I knelt down and began inspecting the drinks to determine which was mine.  The peppermint white mocha with blue whipped cream tempted me, but then I saw a cup with my name written in black Sharpie: a tall, 4 pump hazelnut, nonfat, no foam latte.  I wanted it, but I was a little miffed that it had 4 pumps of hazelnut syrup rather than 2.  What was she trying to do to me??  Written on the cup was also a note that said, "I want to discuss this more with you on Friday.  -Trish."  Again... laughing.
I planned to write about a third dream, but as I think about it now, it doesn't seem blog-appropriate.  Sorry.
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